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Poker :: It's a matter of finding the donkey (aka Presto is gold)
  submitted on August 31, 2007, 4:51 PM


Sat down to play a little 100NL for about an hour, left up a buy-in total on two tables. Biggest hand came off of this complete moron who was just begging for someone to take his chips. This guy would open pots with bets like $12, $36, just playing completely ridiculous. Fortunately I was able to be the recipient of some of his idiocy:

FullTiltPoker Game #3419599444: Table Red Hawk - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:06:17 ET - 2007/08/31
Seat 1: BullTony ($254.25)
Seat 2: Mike_Maloney ($105.80)
Seat 3: fabzou ($107.80)
Seat 4: Wallace414 ($141.35)
Seat 5: Festivi ($99)
Seat 6: ALLhine ($53.05)
Seat 7: Ner 10 9 ($116.70)
Seat 8: wjhkm ($130.50)
Seat 9: itdonnow04 ($66.30)
Festivi has 5 seconds left to act
Festivi posts the small blind of $0.50
ALLhine posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Mike_Maloney [5h 5c]
Ner 10 9 folds
wjhkm folds
Ner 10 9: should have played
itdonnow04 has 15 seconds left to act
itdonnow04 raises to $2
BullTony folds
Mike_Maloney calls $2
(A surpisingly normal raise from him)
fabzou folds
Wallace414 folds
Festivi folds
ALLhine calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Qs Qc 4s]
ALLhine checks
itdonnow04: lol
itdonnow04: drinking
itdonnow04 has 15 seconds left to act
itdonnow04 bets $12
($12 into a $7 pot, makes sense)
Mike_Maloney raises to $36
(Obvious raise here)
ALLhine folds
itdonnow04 calls $24
*** TURN *** [Qs Qc 4s] [Qd]
itdonnow04 checks
BullTony: seems like it
Mike_Maloney has 15 seconds left to act
BullTony: lol
Mike_Maloney checks
*** RIVER *** [Qs Qc 4s Qd] [6h]
itdonnow04 checks
Mike_Maloney bets $28
(He has about $28.50 left, so I try and squeeze just a little more out of him)
itdonnow04 calls $28
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mike_Maloney shows [5h 5c] a full house, Queens full of Fives
itdonnow04 mucks
Mike_Maloney wins the pot ($131.50) with a full house, Queens full of Fives
itdonnow04 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $134.50 | Rake $3
Board: [Qs Qc 4s Qd 6h]
Seat 1: BullTony didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Mike_Maloney showed [5h 5c] and won ($131.50) with a full house, Queens full of Fives
Seat 3: fabzou didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Wallace414 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Festivi (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: ALLhine (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: Ner 10 9 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: wjhkm didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: itdonnow04 mucked [9h 4c] - a full house, Queens full of Fours
(Nice raise preflop with 9-4o, shocked that didn't work out. Even more shocked he didn't just push on the flop)

Remember kids, drugs are bad.

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